Topic: omg

I can still remember that moment in December 1994 when the Sonogram Tech uttered the phrase, "Oh look. There's another one". And my glowing wife said, "Another what?". Just six short months later The Girls arrived! They were six weeks early (ironically enough, it was the last time they were early), and weighed in at around 5 lbs each. One had more health problems that the other, so for...

OMG My Fave Site Is Don (WTF) PS Look what Adam Steinfink showed me before Alia Grace was going to: file under "pee'd in pants".

Whenever I get back from a weekend away from my family I feel so rejuvenated that I just want to do crazy things like be patient with my children and maybe even stop nagging my husband. Wild. It was everything that I had hoped it would be. There was wine tasting and attempted wine tasting where Old Man Vintner kicked our cans to the calle after declaring that "I couldn't possibly give a group...the difference between a Dirty Sanchez and a Dirty Rodriguez (note to readers: DO NOT GOOGLE THIS, omg) and offering my paltry knowledg...

I do. I drop glasses. I drop plants in pots. I drop keys. I even drop my dirty clothes on the floor at the end of the day. I don't think I've ever dropped a baby, but my mom dropped my youngest brother on his head when he was only 2 weeks old. She was standing in the backyard, smoking a cigarette. The cig fell and she wanted to grab it before it hit the ground. She dropped the baby, but...driven to a freak-a-zoid's mobile home to look at another Magellan he had posted on Craigslist. OMG!!! The house was filled with cigare...

Originally published at still a ways away. Please leave any comments there.Some people get stray cats; we apparently get stray Chinese teenagers. Hokey-doke. Yesterday morning a call went out on the church e-mail list, forwarded from a local coordinator for Northwest International Student Exchange — they have thirty-some Chinese teenagers coming into town this Saturday for a two-week study...who're able to afford to send their kids abroad for two weeks live. Regardless, we will not be OMG space alien weird. Except for the...

So, I'm not mad at this dress anymore. It's been 2 weeks now, or maybe just one week. We are friends. Middle child loves her and actually cried when she was getting washed, which is a first. I realize now I was unconsciously trying to recreate this dress which is dear to my heart (it's from mini boden) and I get a little panicky when I think of it getting too small, so I am really happy I...

Yesterday I got a phone call from Erik, who works in the next room. He said, "You need to come in here immediately." I'm not in the habit of taking orders from men who collect action figures, but it sounded important and so I went and looked out his window and OMG kittens!! Somehow every chick in the office heard about this within minutes and descended on the kittens. A girlgasm of...