Topic: joke

On their way to get married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked....

The Dark Knight was one of the most epic movies I have ever seen, no joke. There are so many things to the latest of the new Batman movies that show you that they aren't just looking to make a incredible superhero movie, but a top notch movie in all categories. Heath Ledgers Joker surpassed all expectations, Two Face was perfect, and batman has even more tricks up his sleeves, well, sweet arm...

Well, who knew that traveling with two small kids could be so much fun! Now don’t get me wrong, I am sure that when we get home this will all seem very funny, but today I was seriously ready to make a bomb joke at the security checkpoint just to end this folly of a trip. It all started with the luggage. Now sitting at home, in the living room, looking at two large suitcases, a large...

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Share yours. Or I'm...

You've probably seen this, but for posterity: A Christian, a Jew and Barack Obama are in a rowboat in the middle of the ocean. Barack Obama says, "This joke isn't going to work because there's no Muslim in this boat."I have seen it four times, and it still cracks me up....

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya...

Browsing shoe sites as usual, this morning, I spotted an online store that I fell in love with immediately. No joke. It's called Twinkle Toes Charms, and minus one small detail ... this store is perfect. Twinkle Necklace on a fine silver curb chain It's a fairly new company, and according to its about page, "Twinkle Toes Charms was born from shoe obsession. You can never have too many...

Yup. No joke. You too can win best actor/actress. Just submit your amateur porn video to thestranger.com for thier ann(u)al Hump festival. According to the web copy, if you win Best Actress you're awarded $5! Super! Sign me up. Check out the creepy clowns filming you. It def looks like a setup for a chomo movie. Eeek! Who was to know that a few hundred miles north there's a porn plethora....

Julie sent me this joke this morning. Hilarious. “Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?” “No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But, honey, you don't have an Uncle Paul.” “Oh, yes, I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy right now.” ***Brief Pause*** “Uh, okay then,...

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks.' The...