Topic: 80s

OK — inspired by a Top 10 list from Letterman in the '80s ("Amish pick-up lines") — I offer my own brand of religious pick-up lines, plus a few atheist ones thrown in for good measure. RELIGIOUS "Are thee at book burnings often?" "I'd like to shroud your Turin..." "Hey baby: let's get some wafers and wine and transubstantiate..." "Can I show you my incorruptible bodies?"...

"In our time, no foreign army has ever occupied American soil. Until now." Apparently they do run out of ideas in Tinseltown because if there was ever a movie not to remake, it's 1984's "Red Dawn". The original is possibly worthwhile to see though, if just to catch youngsters Charlie Sheen and Patrick Swayze, and oldsters Ben Johnson and Harry Dean Stanton. And to laugh at the hideous acting,...