Old Horsetail Snake

Some (or all?) of you are aware of the Perfect Post awards, which were thunk up by Momma K. and Lucinda. Each of us players picks a "best blog" we have read during a given month, and puts the author down as having done a "Perfect Post." I missed August. Or at least I missed giving my Perfect Post to Della the Dragon. So I am going to sort of make up for it and reprint here what she wrote...

I just cain't he'p it, when Bugs Butt mentions Kid Relish, tears flood my eyebones. The Butt did this recent-wise in commenting on one of my pieces, and it purnt near clobbered my heart valves. See, Kid Relish was my semi-sidekick back in the day when Latigo Flint and I was dicking around in the hills just east of L. Angeles. Relish owed more to Latigo than he did to me, so they palled...

After today, no more..... I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking. It scared the crap out of me. So that's it! After today, no more reading....... + + + + + + + + Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night, all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask...

A midget in New Mexico complained to his buddy that his testicles ached almost all the time. So, his buddy suggested he go to a doctor. The midget took his advice and went to the doctor to tell him what the problem is. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he'd have a look. The doc lifted one testicle, then the other, checking for a hernia. "No, no hernia," said the doc, but what about...

We now are in the summer/Barbecue Season. Thus it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do (probably because there is an element of danger involved). When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion: Routine 1. The woman buys the food. 2. The...

Way back in 1936, before you were born, I was riding a little horse. Here is me, taking my folks to the cleaners. (Recall this is during the depression, and a horse ride/photo were going for $3.) Anyway, I just wanted to show you this because I was so pretty then. Still am, I guess. + + + + + + + + Today, over at Mamacita's Place, Jane is hosting some people who want to comment on this:...

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists (yeah, those scientists) have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we will have absorbed more than 1 kilogram of Escherichia coli (E.coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or...