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I'm a newcomer to the Culture Wars. I used to think the only culture worth having was the culture of minding your own business, live and let live, grow your garden and try to leave a small footprint wherever you go. My hero, to the extent I had any such thing as a hero, and...

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It's no secret that we're under constant attack from the forces of evil. They're implacable, and they're everywhere. It's been my hope that I might meet a gruesome death with some dignity, but the portents suggest otherwise. Hold me!...

The lesser evil doctrine is the rent-a-cop who keeps cars safe by shitting in the seats and slashing the tires, who then asks, "would you prefer for it to be stolen?". It's the tenured professor who celebrates academic freedom by using grad students to write his books and, when confronted, demands to know if you...

From a secure location beneath New Alamut, Left Coast, Turtle Island, Earth Fool's Day 2008 Discordians, Dysnomians, Erisians, and others of much ilk... Get up! (Get on up!) Kallisticon 2008 is coming - June 20-22!...

I would have written a post myself about the day, but I've been too busy organizing the official BBS St. Tib's Day bash, so I'll let The Fringe Element do the research. Keep your children & horses indoors!...