HentaiJess

I made hamburger gravy and mashed potatoes for lunch today. The hamburger gravy is my mom's own recipe, and it's really good and easy to make! Brown a pound or two of ground beef or turkey in a large skillet (DO NOT DRAIN THE JUICES) Add a little seasoned salt (Lowry's or generic equivalent) and pepper Add 3/4 to 1 cup of flour, and stir till the meat is completely coated with flour, and all...

You know the deal. Chatting in #daria. Funny shit happens. ***warlock is working on his el vibrato stuff finally NotoriousOIT: sounds like a porn star who wears a luchadora mask NotoriousOIT: AY! El Vibrato! Ohhh, SI, PAPI...SIIIII!...

Hmm...I think I just broke through a minor existential crisis by realizing I really have zero importance, in the whole scheme of things. I feel absolutely no fellowship with anyone or anything, I merely exist. When I'm gone, I'm gone...I won't be missed at all, and I'm perfectly ok with that. There are people whose company I prefer and enjoy, but I just can't CONNECT with anyone. The problem is...

Today started out like crap. I had an interview at a temp agency for an x-ray job...unfortunately, they didn't mention the fact that they drug screen there, and of course I tested positive for weed, so I was all bummed and shit when I got home from that. Then I was poking around the interwebs and found a job listing for a cardiac cath lab x-ray tech at Willamette Valley Medical Center and applied...

Your LJ Slut Stats! Out of your 128 friends, percentages you have: met 43.75% hugged 24.21% dated 1.56% kissed 3.12% seen shirtless 3.12% seen naked 3.12% had net sex 0% made out with 3.12% had oral sex 2.34% f---ed 3.12% Get your LJ Slut Stats!...

*sigh* Just got an email. No Google job for me.

OH WTF. Apparently Bush is now saying that the "Mission Accomplished" banner and speech pertained just to the sailors on that particular ship and is sorry for not being more specific. Backpedal faster, bitch....